You’ve got big plans for your brand, but let’s be real: you’re tired of spinning your wheels on strategies that work for other people. You’ve outgrown the cookie-cutter advice and “just post more!” nonsense, because EW.. You’re here to make a statement in 2025 my guy, and you want your business to feel as magnetic and aligned as you are.  You are a magical shiny unicorn, and it's time to burn the damn rule book and color WAY outside the lines. 

 Enter this 1-hour Human Design + Astrology Brand Audit Call — the strategic deep dive your business has been begging for. 

 This isn’t about sprinkling some vague “good vibes” BS over your business plan. This is about getting crystal clear and razor sharp (draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man- sharp) on who you are, how your energy works, and how to apply that to your branding, sales, pricing, offers, and marketing. When you’re running your business in alignment with your design, everything clicks.  It feels like getting into bed with freshly washed sheets. Your audience can feel it, and the right clients practically throw their credit cards at you.

Refine Your Brand so It Screams Y-O-U  No generic branding here baybee. We’re going to map out how your Human Design and astrology influence your brand presence. For example:

•  Got a Leo Midheaven? You’re here to own the damn spotlight — bold visuals, unapologetic storytelling, and a brand that’s impossible to ignore.
• Aquarius rising? Your brand thrives on innovation, originality, and shaking up the status quo. (Think: futuristic vibes that nobody else is pulling off yet.) 
• Capricorn Venus in the 2nd house? Your audience craves quality and exclusivity, so we’ll make sure your branding reflects luxury and results.

Build an Offer Suite You’re Obsessed With And I mean like OBSESSED WITH. We’re not slapping together random offers. Your Human Design reveals what types of offers will feel aligned and sell like crazy: 

•  Manifesting Generators might kill it with multiple offers at different price points because you love variety and keeping things fresh. 
• If you’re a Projector, fewer, higher-ticket offers that allow you to go deep are your moneymakers. 
• A Generator with a defined Sacral? Your offer suite should feel energizing and sustainable, not like a grind. 

Price with Confidence (and No Apologies or guilt)  Your chart holds the secret to pricing your offers in a way that feels expansive and attracts the right people: 

•  Jupiter in Aries? Bold, premium pricing reflects your energy — your clients are paying for your confidence and leadership. 
• Venus in Cancer? Emotional resonance matters, so we’ll tie your pricing to a story or value that speaks to your audience’s hearts. 
• Mars in Scorpio? Deep, transformative work commands a price that matches the intensity of the results you deliver. 

Nail Your Sales and Marketing Strategy Selling doesn’t have to feel gross or forced. Your chart shows where your energy thrives: 

•  A defined Throat Center? Your voice is everything — podcasting, speaking engagements, or going live are your secret weapons. 
• Mercury in Gemini? Keep it versatile and engaging — short, punchy messaging, reels, and dynamic storytelling will keep your audience hooked. 
• Pisces Midheaven? Lean into intuitive, soulful messaging and create a sense of connection that draws people in effortlessly. 

Simplify Your Social Media Plan Stop doing it all and start doing what works. 

•  Generators might thrive on consistent content schedules, with posts that go deep into your audience’s pain points and solutions.
•  Manifestors should focus on impactful bursts of content — big launches, mic-drop moments, and then rest. 
• Undefined Emotional Center? Avoid overly reactive or emotional content and keep things grounded and clear.